I want a cat.

This must've been the 1238730156423 time i've said it.

I want a kitten actually, and i want it to grow big and FAT because of me. I want it to be fluffy, especially around the stomach so i can always brush my feet on it to keep it warm. I want a stripy orange cat, like garfield but not exactly like garfield. If i'm lucky to find it, i would rather have a spotty cat like a cheetah. Maybe i should get a baby cheetah crossbred with a fat manja cat so i'll get a fat manja baby cheetah. I'll call her baby chee. hihihi.

I want a cat :(